Real Man Wipes — extra large flushable wipes for men

Real men keep their word — Real Man Wipes pack on burnt coal
You trusted that fart — Real Man Wipes pack on orange
Real men clean up — Real Man Wipes pack in a jeans pocket

Extra large, fragrance free and flushable. Forty-eight to a pack, and no fuss about any of it.

Fragrance Free
Extra Large
Flushable
Cruelty Free
99% Water & Plant Based
7.6in × 7in
Fragrance Free
Extra Large
Flushable
Cruelty Free
99% Water & Plant Based
7.6in × 7in
Fragrance Free
Extra Large
Flushable
Cruelty Free
99% Water & Plant Based
7.6in × 7in

The Situations
Six occasions you'll wish
you'd bought these

  • Job interview

  • Spicy food

  • Road trip

  • White shorts

  • Wedding day

  • First date

Three ways to buy

Pick your quantity

Same wipe in every packet. The only question is how long you want to go without thinking about it.

Start here
The Single Pack

The Single Pack

1 packet · 48 XL wipes

  • One for the bag, the truck or the drawer
  • No commitment, no subscription required
$4.99

$4.99 per packet· $0.10 per wipe

Best value per wipe
The Twelve Pack

The Twelve Pack

12 packets · 576 XL wipes

  • Free delivery
  • Lowest cost per wipe
  • Built for crews, vans and big households
$29.99$59.88Save 50%

$2.49 per packet· $0.05 per wipe

Four things
done properly

  • Extra large

    Built for a grown man, not an infant. One pass instead of six.

  • Fragrance free

    No perfume and no masking. Fragrance covers up rather than cleans.

  • Flushable

    Sewer-safe. Built to come apart in water rather than sit in your pipes.

  • Cruelty free

    Never testing on animals.

Ingredients

What's inside matters

Seven ingredients. Two are preservatives, one adjusts pH to match skin, and 99% of it is water. Nothing is in there to make a claim on the front of the pack.

Aqua (water)99% of the formula

The other six ingredients share what's left.

GlycerinPlant-derived humectant

Holds moisture in the cloth, which is why a sealed packet is still damp months later.

Sodium benzoatePreservative

Stops things growing in a packet that lives in a warm truck.

Potassium sorbatePreservative

The second preservative. The two work as a pair, which is why both are here.

Citric acidpH adjuster

Sits the wipe close to skin's own pH. Not in there for the lemon.

Aloe barbadensis leaf juicePlant-derived, soothing

Genuinely soothing rather than decorative.

Tocopheryl acetateVitamin E, antioxidant

Keeps the formula stable over the life of the pack.

Firefighter carrying a child
Man cutting logs with a chainsaw

The Real Man
He gives more than he takes

Police. Firefighters. Welders. Carpenters. Men who finish the day dirty because the job needed doing.

Chosen by her
Every real man has someone
who notices before he does

  • She knows…

    …how hard he works

  • She knows…

    …what he sacrifices

  • She knows…

    …he never asks for anything

  • She knows…

    …who he's doing it for

  • She knows…

    …he deserves better

She chooses products that reflect the same values

She chooses products that reflect the same values

Quality. Craftsmanship. Responsibility. Care. She has spent years reading labels properly, and she is not going to start buying something with a joke on the front.

Designed for him. Chosen by her. That is the whole brief, and it is why this product looks and reads the way it does.

Down the pan

Flushable means
flushable

Plenty of wipes carry the word. Fewer have earned it. A wipe that genuinely flushes has to lose its structure in water — it comes apart rather than staying whole in your pipes.

The pack itself
Not flushable, and not recyclable in most household collections. Bin it.

Your questions
answered plainly

No marketing language, no hedging. If yours isn't here, email us and a person will read it.

How many wipes in a packet?

Forty-eight in every packet, whichever pack size you buy.

Will they irritate sensitive skin?

There's no added fragrance, which removes the most common cause of irritation in wet wipes. If you have a diagnosed skin condition, run the ingredients past your GP or pharmacist first.

Do they dry out?

Not if you close the seal properly. Keep them out of direct sun in a hot vehicle and they'll hold moisture for the life of the packet.

What's your returns policy?

Unopened packets, 30 days, full refund. Opened packets can't be resold — but if the product didn't do what we said it does, tell us and we'll refund you anyway.

Do you supply businesses?

For sites, fleets and gyms we quote by the case — email us with headcount and locations.

  • Secure checkout

    Industry-standard encryption, with Apple Pay and Google Pay. We never see your card details.

  • Thirty-day returns

    Unopened packs, full refund, no interrogation. If it wasn't what we said it was, tell us.

  • Same-day dispatch

    On orders placed before 2pm on a working day.