Man Wipes.
Real Crack & Crevice Cleaning.
New Single Pack
Now Available. Only £4.95

Rated 5.0/ 5 stars based on 3 reviews

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Description

Don’t get caught out, our extra large, flushable, man wipes will give your skin the perfect spa treatment just when you need it.
Fragrance-free and infused with aloe, Man Wipes clean the only crevice that matters.

Are man wipes suitable for you?

We recommend this product if you tick any of the following boxes:

  • You enjoy spicy food
  • You intend wearing white shorts
  • You suffer from occasional follow through
  • You intend sleeping naked with someone

REAL MAN WIPES

Real men share principles of discipline (self-control), integrity
of conduct and responsibility.

These beliefs allow him to take his obligations seriously,
examine his defects, admit to his mistakes (accountability) and
be responsive. A real man takes action. A real man is a gentle man

WHITE PANTS PARANOIA (WPP)

WPP is now a global concern. In a poll conducted last week 93%
of men said that using toilet paper never gives them the
confidence to strut around in their favourite white under pants or
favourite white shorts.

Julian Biddlecombe Head Of Product at Man Wipes has
responded by telling men “Man Wipes completely eliminates
WPP”. “Men can now march fearlessly in white and not worry if
anyone is checking out their arse.

Biddlecombe went on to say “in time we expect the positive
impact on mens mental health to be extraordinary”.

Rated 5.0/ 5 stars based on 3 reviews

REALATIONSHIP GIFT-GIVING

68% of people consider gift giving one of their “love
languages.” Most people (32%) spend £100-300 with 3%
spending over £1000.

Real men have no interest in that shite. Real men ask for Man
Wipes. Get your man his today.

CUSTOMER TESTIMONIAL

Molly

Molly

Milton Keynes

It took a long time for my boyfriend to realize he had a problem but now he's squeaky clean.
Mark

Mark

NYC

I love wearing white shorts, but it was a constant battle. Since using these wipes, I can finally wear white with confidence! They keep me feeling fresh throughout the day, no matter how active I get.
David

David

DC

Finally, a date night wipe-down that doesn't involve the shower!
Chad

Chad

Manhattan

My nether regions are eternally grateful I don't use baby wipes anymore

False happiness disorder

In a recent survey, 88% of men admit to nervous bowel movements when opening gifts. The anxiety creating False happiness disorder has led to bogus expressions of joy and thankfulness. Now with Man Wipes the man in your life can genuinely show gratefulness and gratitude.

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MAN WIPES

£4.95

Real Crack & Crevice Cleaning.
New Single Pack
Now Available. Only £4.95

Buy Now

Product description

PLANT-BASED WIPES: Our Original Man Wipes are plant-based and plastic-free **. Plus,
they’re unscented, and contain no artificial fragrances or colours.

Oh yes, and btw our Man Wipes break down better than loo roll in moving water.

Are man wipes suitable for you?

We recommend this product if you tick any of the following boxes:

  • You enjoy spicy food
  • You intend wearing white shorts
  • You suffer from occasional follow through
  • You intend sleeping naked with someone
Rated 5.0/ 5 stars based on 3 reviews